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surprisebitch:
“ norwayspruce:
“ sillysurgeon:
“ jacgayline:
“ someone think of a funny current caption for this 2006 era joke
”
tfw the table is pushed in too close to the chair
”
i vacuum the bugs out of the air with my mouth
”
when u nut but still...

norwayspruce:
sillysurgeon:
jacgayline:
someone think of a funny current caption for this 2006 era joke
tfw the table is pushed in too close to the chair
i vacuum the bugs out of the air with my mouth
when u nut but still getting succed

instantcupramen:

buttermilkqueen:
money dont grow on trees
u sure

qladiolus:
“i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies
”

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qladiolus:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

jyronswife:

mood

yeah:

bitchh:
bool
yeah.tumblr.com

Anonymous asked:

My gf and I had sex for the first time the other day and I noticed that she has stretch marks on her belly and thighs? I didn't say anything but I find them kind of weird to look out. My other gfs didn't have them so I guess I'm not used to it? Do I tell her I'm not feeling them and suggest how she can get rid of them or not?

glasss-patron:

whoareyouandwhyshouldicare:
thewindyparadise:
moon—cunt:
colachampagnedad:
LMAO
God this brings back trauma

serious:

hey babe

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*